In which Commander Riley takes us on a tour of the STFU-1138, showing where he lives and works - and ponders his existence - in teh toobs.
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In which Cmdr. Riley finally gets the equipment aboard the STFU-1138 working and submits his first report from In Teh Toobs.
And he’s asking for your help!
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In which we see how Cmdr. Riley, canine test pilot, became lost In Teh Toobs.
When communications with Riley’s ship, the STFU-1138, have been established he will send regular reports on this strange new world of teh interwebs.
To find out more be sure to check the About page.
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May 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
THIS ROCKS!
Congrats, Robbo, on a job well done!
May 13th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Wooo hoo!!
Glad to see Riley doing his thing. I’ll working as hard as I can to get you out Riley… Let me know what I can do to help!
May 13th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I’m starting to like this intertoobs place. Thanks, Jimmy, I’ll be sure to pass along the message to Robbo - whoever he is.
kristen - what can you do to get me out of here? I have no frickin’ idea! Send food. Send beer. Send me a map! Gimme some directions on where to go so I can navigate my ass to the nearest exit. If there’s any special places you think I should visit send me the directions.
I’m already preparing my next report which I hope to post very soon.
This is Riley - over and out!
May 18th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yo Riley
Can you breathe outside the spaceship? Is it like Fantastic Voyage and you’re now really really small? Is there gravity in there? How do you go to the bathroom?
Don’t get stuck in spam.
June 10th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Instructions for leaving teh toobs:
1. Find you way to here: http://www.wwwdotcom.com/
2. Fashion a papier mache clone of yourself and leave it in your ship (might be an idea to brush first and glue some your fur on it too)
3. The puzzle piece background repeats every 5 pieces across and 4 down. Dig at the seems and you may just crack your way through.
good luck Riley. BTW the year is 2009.
June 12th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Hey Briny
Thanks a pantload, chum! I just spent a whole three hours trying to pick my way through those white puzzle pieces - and you know what I found? Huh? Do ya?
More of internet!!!!!
I like the papiér maché idea but somehow I think I’d feel I was being derelict in my duty if I just jumped ship like that. Keep in touch if you have any other suggestions. I’ll mention your “help” in my next report from the toobs.
Riley - out.