Thanks a pantload, chum! I just spent a whole three hours trying to pick my way through those white puzzle pieces - and you know what I found? Huh? Do ya?

More of internet!!!!!

I like the papiér maché idea but somehow I think I’d feel I was being derelict in my duty if I just jumped ship like that. Keep in touch if you have any other suggestions. I’ll mention your “help” in my next report from the toobs.

Riley - out.

1. Find you way to here: http://www.wwwdotcom.com/

2. Fashion a papier mache clone of yourself and leave it in your ship (might be an idea to brush first and glue some your fur on it too)

3. The puzzle piece background repeats every 5 pieces across and 4 down. Dig at the seems and you may just crack your way through.

good luck Riley. BTW the year is 2009.

Can you breathe outside the spaceship? Is it like Fantastic Voyage and you’re now really really small? Is there gravity in there? How do you go to the bathroom?

Don’t get stuck in spam.

I’m starting to like this intertoobs place. Thanks, Jimmy, I’ll be sure to pass along the message to Robbo - whoever he is.

kristen - what can you do to get me out of here? I have no frickin’ idea! Send food. Send beer. Send me a map! Gimme some directions on where to go so I can navigate my ass to the nearest exit. If there’s any special places you think I should visit send me the directions.

I’m already preparing my next report which I hope to post very soon.

This is Riley - over and out!

Glad to see Riley doing his thing. I’ll working as hard as I can to get you out Riley… Let me know what I can do to help!

Congrats, Robbo, on a job well done!